Friday, February 19, 2010

Bogota 15/01 - 23/02






































































































































































































































































































































































































After collecting our luggage in the airport we were escorted to a local bus by a local girl we`d met at Puerto Nariño who was returning the same day to Bogota. Once on our way two things started to become apparent - 1. We were at altitude (of about 2600m) 2. The city`s air was astoundingly polluted. With a population of close to 9 million and again no train system, Bogota chokes under its omnipresent, poorly maintained and polluting diesel buses. To their credit they have installed the excellent express bus system Transmilenio that links main arteries around the city, but no matter how good buses will never replace a good train system. But Bogota is trying to improve things.


I had scoped a perfectly reviewed hostel in ultra-hip La Candelaria close to the centre called Cranky Croc; sure enough it`s run by an ex-pat Aussie who is obviously also an ex-backpacker. It is defintely the best backpackers Ive stayed at in South America, the highlight being pull-out lockable storage drawers under the bed with powerpoints inside them and wide innerspring mattresses. I was so glad of this haven as I was in a very poorly state the first night. Headaches, upset stomach and a super-dry throat all made for only a little low-quality sleep - it sure was hard to breathe¡ That evening I had found a funky little cafe/restaurant to eat some crepes and was just about to order when some locals spoke to me in English, asking the usual questions before inviting me to join them. Lino, Diana and Juan-Carlos were lovely and friendly locals who plied me with their sweet diluted version of mead while we interchanged between English and Spanish. Lino, an (aspiring?) professional tennis player was very keen to emmigrate to Melbourne, citing the college he wished to study English at - AMES or something - and asking questions about the viablility of tennis coaching in Australia, amongst a thousand other questions. Very nice night. Afterwards we made a date for the next Friday night to meet there and dance some salsa later. Heh, heh, salsa eh, Snicko¿ Those hours of lessons you gave me might just pay off¡¡


Bogota`s road system is numbered and not named eg. Calle 13, 8-56 - that`s the whole address, so if you get the calle (street) and carrera (road) numbers mixed up you`re up the proverbial. So the next day after going in completely the wrong direction for an hour I made it to the `electronic district`, where some very dodgy operators plied their trades and I was attempting to replace my camera charger and obtain a new battery. The place I had contacted from Iquitos said `sure, we`ve got them, that`ll be 170,000 please`. AU$100. I actually probably would have paid that if i`d had the efectivo on me, but I didn`t. On the way to get some cash I noticed a lot of other stores had Nikon products also - some quick questions, hard-nosed bartering (sort of) and two stores later I had my gear for 110,000. Much better. Happy.


The next day I bit the bullet and tried to find a doctor to sort out my ongoing Bali Belly issues. After asking a local shopowner if there was a doctor local, he responded by giving me an address well into the city proper, and then proceeded to put his name on the piece of paper so the doctor could know who had sent me. I smelt a rat - take note backpackers, tread with cautious when the `commission-hunters` give you advice. So I made it to a small local hospital instead and saw the English speaking doctor who eventually prescribed me with two type of antibiotics. Fun. That afternoon I hung out with a couple of Americans from the West Coast including Cynthia the nurse and Alex who regularly participates in Critical Mass San Franscisco, the birthplace of the Mass. We caught a cable-car up one of the small mountains surrounding Bogota to a funny mix of churches, Jesus`porn statues and ritzy restaurants. The view was underwhelming due to the smog, but it was divertingly fun enough. My jungle dreams had included both Thai and Mexican food (and crepes, and a thick steak, and pizza), so that night we all braved the indecipherable street system to find a great Mexican restaurante with fantastic food.


The next day Cynthia and I went to the Botero Museum that contained most of the works of Botero, a Columbian painter with a obsession with fat. It also contained some works of Picasso, Dali and the impressionists. After that we explored the Bank Museum next door with a tonne of religious idolatry and some interesting old machinery and stuff. Yeah, that one was a bit boring. We had decided to go to a movie - not as easy as it sounds as all of the local cinemas were showing films with Spanish dubbing and we had only one hour to arrive from La Candelaria¡ So more bewilderment in Bogota including passing a massive demonstration for a better health system (see photos) to finally get to a bus to the Centro Comercial Gran Estacion - essentially as developed and shiny and capitalist a shopping centre as you would find in any city of the world. We sat down to `The Wolf Man` literally as the opening images screened - awesome mission¡ Also a good film :)


On the Friday night I met my Bogota friends at the same cafe for a few drinks and some Colombian dancing. I was assigned a dance instructor for the evening - Jessica, a beautiful girl who sure did know how to dance sexy Latino-style¡ :) For a sober girl-shy techno raver from English heritage such as myself this up-close and personal mode of dance is a bit of a challenge but hey, I`m not complaining¡¡ I didn´t really learn too many actual steps but I was not the worst dancer on the floor (another gringo was)... I busted some moves too, don`t worry about that. It was a great night and I promised to connect with Lino (and possibly Juan-Carlos) when they come to Melbourne.


The next day I met Diana to go to a library that she frequents which often shows exhibitions and theatre and music for free. We saw the salsa band, Banda Conmocion, not to be confused with its namesake previously mentioned (I think) from Santiago. They were a excellent ten-piece salsa band who stopped to explain the history of salsa (orginally from the US) the origin of different rythyms such as Cuba, Puerto Rico and Colombia. While I wasn´t converted into a salsa-lover it was great to see an authentic salsa band live in action. Then Diana took myself and her friend Mariana on a tour of the library, pointing out all the great things about it with enthusiasm and gusto. It was heaps of fun. Later we walked a long way to find dinner but it was yummy - on the way Diana continued waxing lyrical about more Bogota landmarks, Colombian food and history and much more - a great tour guide¡ Then I caught the bus to back to the city - the onboard sound system was crystal clear playing such hits as The New Kids On The Block`s `I`ll Be Lovin` You Forever`, Roberta Flack`s `Killing Me Softly` and Roxette´s `Listen to Your Heart`. Que bueno :)


Sunday in Bogota is Cyclovia - they close off a whole main artery to all motorised traffic (except for cross-traffic at the lights) and people get out on their bikes, blades, scooters and feet in droves. Alex and I hired shitty bikes and took off to enjoy the sunny day. I was stopped in the city and interviewed for some tourist TV thing or research or something - they asked me about why I came to Bogota and what I enjoyed most about the city. Which reminds me, I must be getting a bit of an underground cult following here in Colombia because I was interviewed for TV or something (in both Spanish and English) in Puerto Nariño about the internet facilities there. After that Alex`s bike failed in some serious ways, I got a flat tyre after riding a long way from the city (Cyclovia was still going), my arms got seriously sunburnt and I managed to find a game of basketball (at last¡) with an Italian anthropologist/outside shooter on the way home. A tiring but fun day on a crappy bike but oh well, I guess riding something is better than nothing¿


I stayed another day at The Cranky Croc - I probably didn`t need to but I was having so much fun there and in La Candelaria in general. I fixed my sleeping mat and visited a great new restaurant just out the front of the hostel called Crazy Mongolian - you create your own meal from a great range of vegetables, fruit, meat, sauces, nuts and noodles and it is stiry-fried on a large hot plate in front of you. Fantastic. How much would you expect to pay for this¿ $15.... $10... No, it was $6. Even for Colombia that`s cheap. I don`t know how often in Melbourne Michelle and I had wished for a restaurant like this where you could choose how much of each ingredient goes in. Nyce - and so to the Caribbean.

Iquitos - Leticia - Puerto Nariño - Leticia - Bogota: 10/02 - 15/02














































The journey to Leticia took us through some very wide stretches of the Amazon proper - up until then I had only been on the Huallage and Marañon Rivers. We passed many deforested and eroding islands on the way - I saw at least three large portions of the earth fall into the river as we passed. During the trip I commented to Petra that on that boat she was in the company of one of the ugliest men on the planet - so she took a photo of him (see photo). I don`t know who the other guy is.

We arrived in Santa Rosa, checked out of Peru and water-taxied over past Brazil to Colombia. There after discovering the one and only backpackers in Leticia was closed down, we checked into an expensive hotel. The next day we promptly checked out and found one with dorms for half the price. Then we walked a few kilometres out of town to the airport to find the immigration office closed for lunch. So we returned by taxi and I left my backpack in the back - after discovering this I jumped into a mototaxi to hunt down Taxi No. 295. Luckily enough he had returned directly to the airport without realising my bag (with my camera) was still there. The driver was socialising with the other cab drivers away from his car so I just walked over, casually retrieved my bag through the open window and walked off. Heh heh, the perfect crime. I was uselessly sick that day but managed to get some decent vege food in the evening which made me feel better.






The following morning we left early for Puerto Nariño by speedboat, touted as `a world-class model for sustainable development` by Lonely Planet (or `The Book of Lies` as one fellow traveller calls it). Well, yeah, it certainly is a pretty town; definitely the nicest town I`d seen in the Amazon so far with relatively garbage-free tree-lined streets, happy(er) folk and... no automated vehicles permitted. Mind you being set on a steep hill with a population of only 2000 would make that decision a lot easier I`d reckon. It and surrounding towns live on electricity generated by a large generator that operates only 12hrs a day. We stayed in a lovely hostel with big shade trees, comfortable lodgings and a cute garden.

However the heat was oppressive - it topped 34 and 90% humidity the day we arrived, and despite cooling off over the next few days it made for us doing a whole lot of not much for our three day stay. That was fine by me - I enjoyed the sleeping, reading and eating more than forcing myself to do stuff. We did visit an aquatic museum called Naütatama, which displayed life-sized wooden carvings of river life from under and around the water like manatees, pink dolphins, river otters and massive black caimans. On the last evening after some heavy rain we took a tour with Ismael the indigenous hostel gardener to his small village nearby, 20 de Julio. The walked passed through primary, secondary and tercery rainforests - just fancy terms for how trashed the jungle is really. Even the primary forest was not really that exciting due to the proximity of human disturbance and habitacion. But it`s always great to walk through the rainforest for me and we saw some cool insects and plants. At 20 de Julio we watched one of the daily `mini-soccer on concrete` games between the residents while the rain continued.

We returned to Leticia early the next day to catch our flight to Bogota and ended up waiting quite a while at the airport. The flight went smoothly on a Boeing 737 (I wasn`t expecting that¡ - we paid AU$43 each for our 1500km flights). Bogota revealed itself when I saw the layer of thick smog between the ground and our plane.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Lagunas - Iquitos: 6/02 - 8/02


After we got back to Lagunas I took a welcome cold shower and changed to meet Josuey at the ultra-slow internet place once the electricity kicked in at 630pm. There I got him an online email, but I doubt he will use it judging from his reaction to just getting it - it`s a simple life there. But we can hope.

The schedule for the barge to Iquitos stated the boat would arrive between 2 and 3 am - I arrived at the river at 1.10am to find the boat already left by 10 minutes. Bugger. The next day in Lagunas I transferred away from the house of Clever to the supposedly best hostel in town, saying goodbye to him and his family. I can highly recommend the tour with Clever at Ayahuasca Tours from Lagunas. If anyone wants to get the details let me know :)

Lagunas is home to 3000 people and a steady stream of jungle tourists but has very poor services. Most of these people are living in poverty, and the irony of their plight despite the tourism and living so near to in my opinion one of the most beautiful places on Earth is certainly not lost on me.

I was dejected to find out the barge due for the Friday night was cancelled - another night and day in Lagunas. The base nausea I had been feeling the whole time since arriving in Lagunas wasn`t just due to my stomach bug. The thick heat and humidity was taking its toll on this gringo. As was the environment I was in. The mostly dirt/mud roads are incredibly poorly maintained. The drainage doesn`t; as such pools of water collect along the roads and around the buildings, assisting in the proliferation of tropical stench, mosquitoes and undoubtedly nasty bacteria. The people must have sex like there`s no tommorow because children of all ages fill the streets. The majority of the population appears under or unemployed and seem to spend their days just shootin` the breeze.

So I spent another night with the wicked witch of Hostal Miraflores who charges extra for toilet paper and kicks the massively crippled resident dog. The next night it rained hard for 5 hrs straight and continued to when our barge arrived at 3.30am despite being told to be there at 12am. I sure was relieved to be leaving the poverty and wretchedness of Lagunas, but by the same token not the resilient cheerfulness of its people. I said goodbye to Josuey who had waited with me all that time just to ensure I got away OK. Josuey had some great questions and comments for me during our time together: `You know how to swim¿`, `You`ve been in a train before¿`, `How lucky you are to have 2 boys¡` (as opposed to 2 girls).

The barge to Nauta near Iquitos took 26hrs. Of course I managed to locate my hammock near a gaggle of toddlers - not my favourite creatures. The crowded boat-trip was quite uncomfortable with many people pushing past your hammock during the night and the added bonus of Bali Belly. Upon reaching Nauta we transferred to a shared taxi for Iquitos and drove the one and a half hours past partially cleared and farmed jungle, tourist retreats and more peasants trying to scratch out a living from whatever they could. We entered Iquitos through the outer suburbs driving past many wood mills and tropical timber yards. At Casa Samantha Steve and Allison from Sydney and I lodged into our rooms with sighs of relief - I promptly slept.

In Iquitos I did functional things like get the cumbia track I had heard and loved along my jungle excursions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoxPkKw-e7g), find out where I could get the replacement parts for my camera and book flights from Leticia to Bogota. I also visited an excellent cafe on the riverfront run by an ex-pat American that was full of other ex-pat Americans. One of them told me he always carries a pistol with him, but then confessed if a thief stole his laptop in the street he was pretty sure he wouldn`t be able to shoot him as he ran away - in his house was a different story, sure, no problem, BAM¡ ... Phew, that`s a relief, my generic American stereotype remains intact. At my hostel I met Petra from France who had just returned from a month exploring herself and the universe via Ayahuasca, the tradicional shaman medium for exploring life, death, the minds of plants and animals, past lives and future occurrences. She was also travelling to Leticia so we joined forces to catch a speedboat to Colombia in one long day.















Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Pacaya-Samiria National Park: 30/01 - 04/02

DAY 1

We set out in a leaky canoe loaded with 6 days worth of supplies and equipment. Before leaving the park ranger explained on a map how far we would penetrate into the park in 6 days (4 slow days in, 2 smashin` it out). Essentially we would be still at the border - the park covers over 2 million hectares (bigger than Wales) of lowland tropical rainforest and is home to indigenous tribes and in certain areas tourism flourish along with fishing by locals to provide food and income. The heat and sickness I was feeling abated somewhat upon embarking on the narrow shady streams, dodging wood in the water, listening to the myriad sounds of the forest and gazing at the overhanging trees smothered in vines - Josuey did all the rowing at this stage. We saw large groups of up to 150 shiny black locreros (similar to dollarbirds), noisy papagayas (macaws) and kingfishers, herons and a few different types and sizes of monkey (some of which turned to scope us out while I took photos - very cute).

By lunch time the clouds were giving welcome cover from the sun, because when it did come out it was very hot. Sometimes the overhanging trees gave cover also but with the river widening more often they didn`t. We lunched at a jungle hut, I continued to struggle, Josuey continued to paddle and the day ended at a `refugio` on stilts in a small clearing, where other tourists including Ivan the Terrible were busy checking their emails and watching DVDs.

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Not¡¡¡ Heh heh, just checking to see if you`re still awake. ;) Actually they were just hanging 5 really. I didn`t feel very good and had to lie down, skipping dinner, drinking lemongrass tea and going down with the sun. I woke in the middle of the night and I couldn`t get back to sleep due to the humidity and warmth. Eventually I braved the mosquitoes (of which there were surprisingly few) and strolled outside and lay down on the jetty in the cooler air, listening to the various crackles, pops and whistles emitting from the crazy nocturnal birds and other creatures. Then a light breeze became stronger, and as the remote lightning drew closer it started ever so slowly to rain. It was a purely magical moment for me. After being so hot and sick the cool rain was such a blessing. True to form it hammered down, and I had to go back inside to sleep soon enough.















DAY 2

The next morning Josuey`s uncle, one of the elders, prepared a jungle remedy for my ailing stomach, which was the bark of a certain tree boiled down to potion that tasted aromatic, sweet, astringent and drying to taste and looked deep red. After drinking my half-cup down I was lightly informed that I would be feeling a bit funny in the head, but only for 5 minutes or so. Yeah right. It wasn`t just my head that felt funny, my stomach was not happy at all for the next 8 hrs which included toking a little more at lunch time. After a small dinner of a little bread, coca leaf tea and a joint for the lads, we set of to hunt (for) some crocodiles. Apparently the noisy motorboat passing just beforehand had scared off the majority of the larger ones but we saw many nocturnal birds and Josuey actually managed to catch a small black caiman by hand. I patted him then sent him on his way and we returned to the hut to sleep.

It had been a great day despite my sickness. On our canoe journeys we saw and molested an 8m long anaconda (check the photo), woodpeckers, more cool monkeys, the rarer red macaws (coincidentally they have a nicer call than their common cousins, like the relationship between white and black cockatoos in Australia to which they bear no small resemblance), a tree snake and pink river dolphins. During the dry season (now, but its still very wet) the dolphins reliably hang out in a deep lake on the river close to our hut. Very cool. I wasted a lot of photos trying to capture their brief surfacing but only succeeded in running my battery dry two days into our trip. We also walked in the forest learning about medicinal and useful plants and observing massively buttressed trees of apparently only 80 years of age - they were huge. The middle of the day is insanely hot if you`re in the sun, and because I was sick all I could do for the first 2 days was lie back and let Josuey guide the canoe down the river. I sure felt like William Blake in `Dead Man`, being paddled slowly and peacefully by Nobody to a pre-determined fate.













DAY 3

I awoke after a great sleep feeling much better. The red potion had worked. It had been raining since the early hours and continued to while we relaxed in the hut. Josuey described the group of guides from 3 or 4 different companies that take tourists into the jungle from Lagunas along with the local fisherman that use and stay at the same places that we did as a family. I could see why. Although they are lamentably losing their indigenous language, their version of Spanish is an incredible sing-song dialect that seems to fit in perfectly into the other sounds of the jungle. After the rain petered out Josuey and I walked in the jungle some more, observing more massive trees, large mammal scats, eating delicious yellow passionfruit tasting fruit and drinking clean fresh creek water which was very invigorating.

After lunch we continued downriver, spotting several Mama Viejas (black collared hawk) and other impressive raptors, a little squirrel, a two-toed sloth, some deep-diving cormorants and many giant riverside trees including one massive banyan strangling the riverbank with wicked vertical roots. Josuey also stayed true to South American form - when I asked him what a majestic but small raptor was high in a tree, he looked and thought for a moment then replied `Una paloma`. It certainly wasn`t a dove - it seems a lot of locals have had problems with the words `I don`t know`, so they make the best possible guess instead, never mind the misinformation. :) We spent the night in another refugio - by this time we were deep in the jungle.

DAY 4

The next dawn I was awoken by a mechanical water pump starting - I wasn`t too impressed but assumed the locals were needing some water for the toilet or something. But then I heard the same sound coming from across the river... Not a pump. Alpha male red monkeys. Cool. Before our leisurely breakfast we stood at the edge of our house clearing exchanging inquiring looks with a gaggle of tiny black monkeys with adorable white faces and pointy ears. After that we paddled downstream to the next rainforest walk. During our many walks we encountered many different insects including armoured centipedes and frenetic water skaters, also lizards, amazing fungii, beautiful butterflies of all colours and of course more freakin`birds¡¡ I learnt about many different native medicinal cures from things as varied as snakebite to bad luck with the opposite sex. For these people the jungle has a cure for everything. I think this is what I loved learning from Josuey the most. Most cures take between 3 days and 2 weeks, with others requiring 6 months of treatment including sexual abstinence¡¡

This particular one was essentially a tour of forest giants, but also took us to a secluded pool where many river tortoises were sunbaking on the walk. We also disturbed a large tribe of inquisitive white monkeys. Then Josuey opened a large seed capsule to reveal `Cacao de la selva`, with a sweet white flesh surrounding crunchable nutty seeds - I gorged myself on them. Apparently they are also used for commercial chocolate production. Then the giant trees began. Not exceedingly tall, but huge at the base with massive plank buttress and thick round trunks. These giants were all over 200 years old. After much oohing and ahhing, I was brought to the mother, a 600-year old fig of probably 50m of height. Its buttresses angled down starting some 10m up from the soil and then snaked off into the forest some 10m or more also. The entire tree was covered in lianas, basket ferns and the endless variety of lichen, moss and other ferns. I`ve seen many impressive trees but in the middle of the Peruvian Amazon this one could top the list, I feel. A beautiful climax for the trip.

Continuing on the track we saw the tracks of a domestic cat-sized forest feline. Soon after Josuey paused, looking intently into the greenery, and then ever-so-politely asked me for permission to chop down a tree. Sure. Why not¿ My type of gig. So after 20min of non-stop hacking with his machete he brought down a large chonta palm of some 12m. But it still wasn`t accessible having been caught in another palm. He then easily climbed into that palm to chop out the 60cm of the newest growth of the trunk. He then peeled off the extra outer, outer, outer middle, middle, inner middle and inner skins of the trunk to find the soft lush palm heart. It was truly delicious, but realistically could only feed 3 people for one meal. A lot of work and waste to get not much. We left our edible remains on the path for `the pumas and forest pigs`. While waiting for the sun to dissipate a little, we saw a much louder and bigger commotion on the water than is usually given by the many different types of splashing fish. This was a paiche, the largest freshwater fish in the world reaching 250kg and 3m in length. On our canoe back to the refugio we observed markings of the locally rare tapir in the river bank. There we stopped at one of the series of permanent nets placed parallel to the bank to trap fish by local fishermen. There must have been many kilometres of this netting inside the park. In the 3m of net we saw, there were 3 fish caught in the net dying slowly underwater and 2 dead on the surface. Now, I love waste. But this is ridiculous. It seems to me that if people have a seeming abundance of something they couldn`t care less if it is wasted, be it native fish or fossil fuels. The waste I saw here was atrocious. The fish we had from the net for lunch, however, was delicious. Later it rained again. Hard. For 4 hrs straight.

DAY 5

We packed up and set off up river the next morning and I felt a little sad. The unbelievably musty, decaying, delapidated house made out of mould and mildew with bits of wood stuck to it had grown on my the two nights we were there. On this day we both paddled for the 6hr strong paddle upstream - after the heavy rain the river was up and flowing. Of course we passed and observed more monkeys, mama viejas, garbilans and paiche. The highlight of the day was a black water side-trip; a long network of clear still black backwaters to a spot where river otters regularly gather - but not that day. But we did see a 2-metre long crocodile. After lunch I grew very tired due to a lack of sugar and a very sore arse and struggled to keep up with Josuey. I had been teaching Josuey English, which was coming along well enough - his main problem being the pronunciation. But this day we had a great breakthrough. Josuey had mastered the speaking of and several different modes of using the word `fuck` - including with an Aussie accent. At the refugio someone had caught a Galapago tortoise of some 80cm head to stumpy tail. It was very ugly and smelt bad.

DAY 6

The next day was again paddling upstream. By this time my upper body was accustomed to the repetitive motions of paddling and steering, but my arse was still not used to the hard wooden seat. We smashed it for 4 hrs before a quick prepared lunch at a little beach under the trees. While we were resting it started raining, slowly at first and then heavily, but nonetheless we pushed on upriver. Actually the rain was very refreshing for the first hour of our two hour push to the ranger station. The day was punctuated by a lot of curious monkeys and a few indescribably cute green loros (parrots) that don`t fly so well. Back at Control we endured more smashing rain until our bike-ute arrived well later. The bike-ute had slightly more grunt than a mototaxi and we loaded 8 people and luggage onto it for the half-ride, half-push through the muddy potholed road back to Lagunas. 4 Swedish girls sat in the front, didn`t once get off or offer to help at all and said no thanks, in fact saying nothing much at all. Wankers. Oh well, back in Lagunas.

PS Special thanks to Sven from Germany who was also journeying at the same time and has lent the first several photos due to my lack of camera. We saw similar things on my trip but I think he got some great shots including the stone frog¡