Saturday, December 26, 2009

Santiago: 21/12 - 31/12




At below left (town square shot) from left, The Milky Boobs Band - Glen, Tom, Giacomo, Denis and Michael. Absent: Tommy and Tristan.

Santiago is a great city. With a population now close to 6 million, it still retains a small city atmosphere in the inner suburbs and centro. While it seems Chile has hook, line and sinker swallowed the Western capitalist model, Santiago has retained many of its historic buildings and an very accessible city centre. The underground Metro system is impeccable - cheap, fast, safe, incredibly frequent and jammed with passengers. Take note Australia.


The culture is also very alive here - dare I say it liberal and artsy. Homophobia and other base discriminations appear far less obvious than in other places I have been to in South America. The Bellavista barrio supports a lively and popular gay and yuppie scene as well as the best nightclubs.


However while an environmental consciousness exists here, it certainly isn`t foremost on the governments agenda. --> The Mapocho River which crosses the city from the north-east to the south-west of the Central Valley remains contaminated by household, agricultural and industrial sewage, and by upstream copper-mining waste (there are a number of copper mines in the Andes east of Santiago), which is dumped unfiltered into the river. <-- (taken from Wiki). The river is also the worst example of river altercation I have seen in an urban area. This rapid flowing waterway has been concreted and straightened to force maximum velocity, and a literal torrent of filthy water gushes through the cement half-pipe past riverbanks completely devoid of habitat.



I stayed at Otro Mundo Hostel in Los Heroes, a great spot close to town and soon got to know the fellow backpackers from all over the world and lovely staff. A group of us went to a free concert on San Cristobal, the main green space and only hill in the city really. There we enjoyed a night of Chilean musicians, including Chinoy, whose male lead singer sings exactly like a crooning middle aged woman, and not in falsetto. His voice reminded me a little of Edith Piaf. The other great band was Banda Conmocion, whose energetic 30-piece troupe take their cue from Balkan and gypsy music and tradicional northern Chilean and Peruvian music. Their accompanying choreography consisted of spectacular diablos (devils) and other tradicional figures spinning and gesticulating wildly in time with the music. Excellent and a great dance band.



On Christmas Eve, we enjoyed a lovely Italian meal prepared by Giacomo from Florence, who used his family`s own organic olive oil (sent direct from Italy), produced exclusively for use by family and friends. Then once the drinks started flowing we enjoyed and joined in to impromptu songs by Glen the Ozzie on guitar and Tommy the South Korean on lead vocals. The theme of these great tunes was Tommy`s love life, or lack thereof. The main one centred around his frustrated love for Iglesia, a gorgeous waitress from a cafe down the road. His primary reason for loving her¿ Milky boobs. But the match was not to be, for he soon discovered she had... armpit hair. " Oh, Iglesia, won`t you let me shave... your armpit-hair? " Hahahahahaha!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWbW2D7_0lgNext a posse of us took to the streets of Bellavista, all of us joining in to serenade the lovely ladies of Santiago as the Milky Boobs Band to varying degrees of effect, before hitting a club for a bit of boogying and break-dancing. :)



On Christmas Day I moved myself to Providencia to Kaatje the Belgian expat`s house. She had kindly offered me a room free of charge and I gladly accepted, considering prices in Santiago are on a par with cities in Australia. I met her at the independent cinema where I saw Buddha`s Lost Children, a story of a Thai Boxer converted to a Buddhist monk who rallies the local and regional communities in the fight against drug addiction in the jungles of Thailand, while also caring for and training poor boys from the local villages.


Having been in Santiago for over a week, I got to know the people better than many other places I´ve been to. I am now of the opinion that a lot of Santiaguinos are quite unhappy and therefore unfriendly, some of them downright rude, especially to gringos. It´s certainly a town with a lot to offer but seems to lack a personal touch. I have also in Chile spoken with a lot of people who are strongly anti-Argentina, criticising anything they could lay their hands on from there. Of course there is a rivalry between the two countries but I definitely observed it as more obvious here than in Argentina. They seem to take a lot of pride in their country, which is great, but I´m constantly being asked what I think of Chile, where I´ve been (although only in Chile) and being given advice on where in Chile to visit. To be sure there are many awesome folk here and I´ve had a great time. But please, "Chile, don`t become America¡"



On a lighter note, the traditional medicinal practice of smoking dried vulture brains to induce a vision of winning lotto numbers is killing off the bird's population in South Africa, researchers say.

I spent NYE with Kaatje and her friends Pinky and Jorge from Santiago and from France, Willy and Juanito - we had a quiet night with great food and a bit of rooftop dancing and general silliness. :) Yay 2010¡

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Puerto Varas - Chillan - Santiago: 19/12 - 21/12


We left Puerto Varas to Chillan on a luxurious overnight bus and both managed to get some good sleep. We stopped in Chillan a few days, long enough to go to the local produce market and get amazingly cheap fruit and vegetables - e.g. choice cherries, $1.50 a kilo, blueberries $3.00 a kilo. The town itself was again very Americanised and as such we felt right at home. It´s a tourist town in the ski season, but in summer there are no gringos about. Although I´m black on the inside, my obvious superficial whiteness and crazy haircut made me a bit of stare-magnet. I´m getting used to that now.

The above photo is of a defunct nightclub - looks cool but; I´d go out there!

We also visited a still-operational school donated by the Mexican Government around 1931 to Chillan after a earthquake destroyed the city. There in 1942 a famous Mexican artist, David Alfaro Siqueiros, was commissioned to paint spectacular interpretive murals about the respective colonial and indigenous histories of both Mexico and Chile. Very interesting.

But some sad news from Chillan. Michelle and I have decided to split up and have since made our separate ways to Santiago. Suffice to say it was a mutually agreed decision. If you wish to stay in contact with Michelle please let me know. I will continue this blog and I think she plans to start one of her own.

As such I bussed it to Santiago on the 21st, all the while watching a series of massive and spectacular mountains to the east known as the Andes and observing the complete alteration on the lowland landscape for the purpose of argiculture, predominantly monoculture farming. Upon arriving I came to a lovely hostel in central Santiago. More on Santiago in the next post.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

El Bolson - Lago Puelo National Park - Rio Puelo Valley - Puerto Varas: 14/12 - 18/12
































































































We decided to abandon our original plans and head to Chile earlier, via El Bolson Pass. This meant shouldering all of our stuff, no mean feat. We slimmed down our stuff by sending some home in Bolson, waited an extra day for the weather and my health to improve then went south to Lago Puelo National Park. The seemingly easiest part of our trek turned out very complicated because the Park had no informes. After I walked 4km back into the town for no result I returned in a taxi and we had lunch under a tree. We then happened upon a ranger who gave us the drill. Under the tree a helpful dog, ´The Littlest Hobo´ joined our cause, barking at passers of our tree and following us on our 2km round trip walk, even waiting outside the registry. We registered and returned to organise a quick but bouncy powerboat ride to the other side of the collapsed bridge over Rio Azul. The Littlest Hobo howled in discontent as we left the jetty.

After disembarking from the boat we set off up a slow incline through warm temperate rainforest, with more tree and shrub species than Los Alerces and much less bamboo. It was beautiful. We slowly descended late in the afternoon after a relatively easy hike of 6km or so. We checked in with the relaxed Argentinian gendarmerie (army) at the border post, found a lovely camp spot by the lake and ate.


The next day we started later than we wanted and were further delayed by a double river crossing without bridges. After navigating these, Michelle without shoes and I rockhopping, we continued, this time to a steeper incline. The day´s walk was tough, invigorating and challenging. We reached the actual border by lunch and after observing single-seat manual cable crossings of the wild River Puelo, ate lunch under the rainforest in between Chile and Argentina. After the border, poplars, willows and other weeds marked an abandoned farm which upon retrospect made an interesting contrast to the dark green Nothofagus canopy. Our schedule was tight, so we set off into Chile for more unbridged creeks, steep undulations hugging the mountains and the occasional splendour of seeing our broader surroundings. We came across a cool green lizard.


The afternoon dragged as we searched for the Chilean caribineros (police) border post to finalise our crossing. After much anticipation and being at the point of exhaustion we finally arrived, promptly had our passports stamped and were sent on our way. No bag checks for produce as we had experienced previously coming into Chile... bugger - our food shopping was based around not buying meat, fresh fruit and veg or dairy. Our objective for the day was Segundo Corral, a two-horse town some two hours walk from the caribineros, but first we had to cross the 50m wide river. We coaxed the official procedure from the policeman - shout, wave and whistle at that distant house you can see and a person will come and get you. Of course. But, sure enough this happened, although the ferrywoman was blind drunk. By the time we had been hand-rowed across the river it was quite late, and the predictable petitions of the ferrywoman Leonita to stay at her property won us over, so with her young daughter we walked through the wheat field, past the rustic wooden buildings and grazing pigs, said hello to the 5 dogs, kid goat, calf and cat and set camp. It was then Michelle discovered her sunglasses were missing and so continued the legend of the Pass of El Bolson.

Essentially when you backpack for any decent period of time you lose stuff. But for us in this section of our trip we seemed to have strayed into the ´Bermuda Triangle´of the Andes. It began when I lost my expensive Leatherman knife somewhere in El Bolson - gone. Then on the first night of our hike I (briefly) misplaced my headphones. Found. The next morning Michelle could not for the life of her find her watch. We searched high and low before leaving it to the Gods and hopefully her backpack. But actually it was on her wrist.

Now, all of the above could probably be attributed to sheer stupidity, but the latest sunglass event was mind-boggling. These sunglasses Michelle paid over AU$80 for in Bolson, after breaking her others earlier. She retraced her steps around the property and eventually all the way back to the river to no avail, before the generous ferrywoman offered to return her the other side. Upon doing so the glasses were found in the water near the bank having fallen off in the struggle into the boat. Phew!! Found. But the legend of the pass had not ended yet... to be continued.

The next morning we arose tired, sore and early knowing we had 15km of heavy trekking ahead of us. We hiked the path next to the river to Segundo Corral, a tiny outpost in the tamed wilderness with a government office, store and maybe ten houses, that serviced the surrounding farmlands. A crew of electricity workers were endeavouring to install permanent hydro electrticty for the town. As such when we finally tracked down the owner of the store to buy out their chocloate supplies we found they had none. Nor biscuits. Nor bread. Nor much useful to us. This put quite a dint in our spirits, as we had been looking forward to getting stuff to help with energy for the big days ahead. Cest la vie. We asked a few different folks for directions to Primer Corral, our next destination but eventually aborted back to town due to not really understanding what they said. Then came our saviour, dressed in a white singlet and jeans - tall, tanned, dark and handsome, riding a valiant steed and smoking what were undoubtably Malboros.

This girl was about 17. She hoisted Michelle´s 25kg pack onto her shoulders without getting off her horse with ciggy in mouth and lead us on a series of tracks past farms, through gates and alongside rivers to the alternate bridge, in use because the primary bridge was destroyed. We eventually parted ways, Michelle loving every minute of freedom. We then followed Marlboro girl´s directions to the river but still got lost in a sheep paddock. The path was finally re-found climbing into the side of the mountain. It then dropped back down again, then up, then down. While it was an easy trail to walk the constant up and down immediately started taking its toll on us, particularly Michelle. We trekked through altered landscapes, the lush and humid rainforest hacked down in places by pioneers to reveal rustic and simple wooden cottages and healthy livestock. The forest was as usual amazing, hiding the fast-flowing and aqua-blue rapids of River Puelo. We both saw the same type of snake.

On and on the day went, we asked the one person we saw how far Primer Corral was. One hour, mas o menos. Two hours later we still weren´t there. The sickness I had been fighting in Bolson re-emerged after I took a few kgs from Michelle in the form of her day-pack. The final hour´s walk was possible only through sheer determination and adrenaline. We finally came late in the day to a cleared area and met a man, who told us "this is Primer Corral" and to our relief promised his mum would let us stay for the night. He also mentioned a bus leaving for the bigger town of Llanada Grande in the morning. Our ears pricked, then we hurried to the house.

As promised, Mrs. Primer Corral was a lovely lady, offering the yard for our camping and for us to come inside and share the warmth of the fire. I was a zombie, completely exhausted, but kept myself intact enough to share in the broken Spanish, bread rolls with home-made honey, cups of tea and mate with camomile and sugar. The promised bus for the next day, however, was not radioed for, due to no batteries. We were too exhausted to push the issue.

Rising early we pushed through the pain to prepare, breakfast and share in the obligatory farewell and mate sharing. Unfortunately this made us late in leaving for the bus. Again our lack of Spanish or a decent map made for confusion and frustration at the next bridge over the wild river, where we were somehow supposed to find another house, ask them to radio the bus and for directions and walk to the distant bus stop, all in 40 minutes. The likelihood of success looked slim, but as fate had it another local on horseback came our way at that precise moment, and he happened to carry a working radio!! He radioed the bus for us, which told him we had very little time to get there. He lead the way for us and we walked as fast as we could following him, but he soon disappeared. I went ahead of Michelle to drop off my bag and return for hers, but almost got lost again, saved again by another local lady who directed me through her horse yard, and I motioned Michelle through as well. Again I took off ahead and came across the man on the horse who immediately went back to shoulder Michelle´s backpack. I absolutely exhausted myself walking as fast as I could uphill to the bus stop - situated near the end of a new road ploughed through the hills and rainforest wilderness and over pristine blue waters. Michelle and the gaucho (cowboy) arrived at roughly the same time. We piled into the waiting bus after thanking our helper and I promptly melted into the bus seat. We were back on easy street.

Or so we thought. A kilometre up the road Michelle discovered one of her boots was missing. She became very distraught after learning the bus could not turn back due to a ferry connection later and essentially sat down to cry, lamenting the loss of her expensive, perfectly fitting shoe. A fellow passenger radioed back to Primer Corral but to no effect, it had not been found. Oh bugger... The final solution was to ask the caribineros in Llanada, a more populous town with 2 mini-markets and electricity, to help by radioing around once we arrived. This we did but achieved the same result, no luck. Michelle at last resolved herself to returning by bus to Primer Corral that afternoon, hopefuly find her boot, stay overnight somewhere and return the next morning. A huge blow to her - we were both exhausted already. With a plan in place and chocolate soothing our wounds we trudged down the road to find the promised camping. Then a Hilux stopped and we were offered a lift by Marcelo, a civil engineer from Santiago working on GPS stuff in Lllanada and a local lady who owned the cabaña (cabin) where he was staying while in town. When we arrived at the cabaña we decided to take it for the night, despite it being quite expensive and us forgetting that Michelle wouldn´t be there.

Then as we sat and discussed in rough español the situation, Marcelo - on his day off - offered to take us back to the bus stop for Primer Corral (a long way) to search for it. Hallelujah!! Before leaving I stressed though that the shoe may not have been there, that it might have been found and taken already. We jumped back into his ute and took off back to the scene of the crime, feeling quite useless and a bit of a nuisance, but Marcelo didn´t seem to mind a bit. When we arrived we both exited and ran the trail back to where Michelle gave her backpack to the gaucho, but it wasn´t there. We then split off in different directions, I to the closest farmhouse and Michelle back upon the trail to Primer Corral. I went to the farmhouse and hurriedly asked about the shoe - it was there! While he fetched it I sprinted back to retrieve Michelle and we thanked him and asked to pass on our sincerest thanks to the gaucho, then returned to our waiting ute. What a crazy-arsed mission!!

Upon returning to the cabaña we thanked Marcelo again, showered, ate and retired to the luxurious bed and pillows. Satisfied and relieved, we watched the rain fall outside onto the beautiful Lake Totoral, glad we weren´t out in it. The night passed pleasantly, conversing in broken English and Spanish with Marcelo, who showed us his collection of horror films on his laptop, some of his work and his two children. The next morning we were treated to a lovely breakfast before we said our grateful goodbyes and caught the bus to Lake Tagua-tagua. The community spirit in this place is real and comforting to experience. Upon getting on the bus the people are all smiles for everyone, stopping to kiss and greet their neighbours and friends. One lovely old lady had kisses for all - including us gringos.

During the trip I had time to reflect on the paradox of this amazing place. The locals have a varying amount of material wealth, but neary all seem to live off the land, growing wheat and other vegetables and farming animals. There seem to be no chemicals or pesticides or herbicides in use. Yet there is also a lack of respect for habitat and a seeming lack of understanding of the negative consequences of actions such as landclearing, roadbuilding, hunting and fishing. Obviously the Chilean Government does little to mitigate or educate around these issues, as they are the ones building the roads. It was quite a contrast crossing from the national park of Argentina to the still-being-tamed frontier of Chile, despite Chile´s side of the mountains being more spectacular and more biodiverse and therefore more ripe for ecotourism.

After transferring to the diesel ferry we cruised Lake Tagua-tagua. The 2000m mountains rose sharply from the water´s edge - on the way we observed some remarkable settlements on the lake. Note in the top photo a tiny wooden shack near the shore´s edge. Upon reaching the road at the other end of the lake we transferred to a waiting bus, which then took us down the River Puelo Valley, following the river and a large lake. Here we were still fringed by awesome mountains, and our road was narrow and a bit hairy at times. The locals here were farming salmon in the lake. I dropped off to sleep, and while I was sleeping a disconcerting rattling sound started under the bus. We didn´t stop to check it out, and nothing became of it but it sure was loud! After finally leaving the picturesque valley in Cochamo we continued on to much flatter and farmed country and Puerto Varas, on the way passing the massive Osorno Volcano and the inland-sea like Lake Llanquihue. Puerto Varas was essentially a lot like Noosa, tourists funding a rich Western capitalism like we hadn´t experience in South America before. But it was convenient for us, stopping long enough to sample the German heritage in the form of beautiful 19th century architechture, küchen and berliners (cakes and doughnuts). We re-stocked food and money and prepared for the next leg of our journey.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

El Bolson: 09/12 - 12/12












































































From Esquel we caught a bus to El Bolson. After our last bus experience ("low-quality, but at least it´s expensive") a return to the quality, luxury and air-conditioning of ViaBariloche was a relief, including lounge-style seating, meals provided and dubtitled (overdubbed AND sub-titled) ´Valkyrie´ on the screen. Unfortunately it only lasted 2hrs.

El Bolson is set in a beautiful fertile valley fringed by the snow-capped greenery of the eastern Andes, but by the time we got there we were pretty much sick of those types of settings. It is touted as the hippy capital of Argentina. For me this conjured images of a mix somewhere between Nimbin and Maleny - in reality though it appears to have succumbed somewhat to the lure of tourism, with Coke sponsored shops, large chain supermarkets owned by known Mapuche (southern Andean indigenous people) killers and more accomodation for tourists than locals. It seems the notion of "being a hippy" takes on a different form here. The town seems to have just as much automobile transport as any other, and while they do separate their organics and non-organics, recycling is non-existent. What they do celebrate is a love of nature, democracy and art. The feria artesenal (artists´market) happens four days a week all day, and as such I think the regular vendors/artists might become more mass-producers of what sells rather than producing art for its own sake. However the market contains a range of wares from tacky Eumundi market-style crap to yummy calzones, fresh juices and home-made beers and through to excellent craftwork and artistry in the form of sculptures, jewelry, clothes, music and local organic produce.

After arriving we caught a taxi to our hostel, well out of town in the hills. While a fantastic and well-kept hostel, being 4 or 5km walk from el centro made it difficult. We walked back to town, and after much tooing and froing I found a local clothing repair lady who promised to fix a hole in our tent fly and sew a carry case for us - she ended up only charging us AU$4 - I paid her $6. We also discovered 2 health stores with such comforting products as quinoa, brown sugar, rice pasta, coconut milk and tahini. The tahini cost AU$11 for a 400g jar - in comparison a litre of milk is about AU60c.

The next day while Michelle rested I rented a mountain bike to ride to a permaculture village that seemed close to town. Bip bourrr. Two and a half hours later after riding on a consistently uphill, rocky dirt road I arrived. On the way I passed the two Italians, Giacomo and Dario, who were hitching to the same place. We all arrived around the same time - then explored the CIDEP village. About 5 years ago these vegetarians started constructing their permaculture systems - beautifully designed and decorated adobe homes, vegetable gardens, fruit trees, native plant interpretation walk and homemade solar hot water systems. I also saw for the first time in operation a solar cooker - a hemisphere of mirrors focussed on a hanging billy boiling up their lunch - brilliant! A resident showed us his tiny but functional house and space including a quite basic grey water treatment system and living roof (a layer of soil on the roof with grasses, herbs and weeds growing). Later in conversation with Marvin (mentioned below) I realised they had no animal systems (except for a few chooks) or anything in the way of an income spinner. However the idea is fantastic and to know this way of life is a worldwide phenemonon is very heartening indeed. After a while I rode back to town, discovering I had fried my lower thighs in the sun.

By the next day I was starting to feel sick with a bug of some kind - probably a result of my steady diet of chocolate, tea, mate, sugar, bread, milk and chocolate biscuits. I elected to turn back after trying the steep uphill climb to Mount Piltriquitron while Michelle continued and visited the Bosque Tallado (sculpted forest). After a bushfire had destroyed a large section of forest, local sculptors responded by carving the remaining timber into beautiful and surreal shapes. Note the cat hiding amongst the rocks in the forest. She ascended a high viewing platform for views of the surrounding valleys east and west, then returned to the hostel catching a lift with a couple of Aussies on the way.

Where we stayed at the Altos del Sur hostel we have met some fun and interesting characters. Fernando mans the post most of the time there and is originally from Buenos Aires but recently spent 6 months in the wilderness at a remote refugio. It was essentially a hermit lifestyle and a bit of a soul-finding mission for him as, in his own words, "I was fat, lazy, shy and closed off, worked at a computer all day". A very funny and witty young man.

Marvin and Perla are two American travellers in their 60´s. They have spent a lot of their lives practising their own form of permaculture as organic sheep and cow farmers and more recently have travelled widely and continue to look for new adventures and work as Agriculture consultants here in Argentina. Very gentle and open-minded people.

Los Alerces National Park: 06/12 - 08/12
























































































The Los Alerces National Park protects another stunning section of the eastern lee of the Andes, including stands of alerce or lahuan (Fitzroya cupressoides), a perennial cypress growing in humid Valdivian forests up to 1500m. In one remote location of the park one majestic specimen is recorded at 60m high and 2600 years old. The park measures some 260,000 hectares, the most of which is locked up against any public activity. However we did see power boats and many petrol ferries cruising on the lakes.

Before leaving Esquel on the bus we didn´t really know what we wanted to do out there, as there were no promoted multi-day hikes or areas of defined wilderness to explore. However on the way I snuck a peek at the folks in front of us´ photocopied park notes, and it mentioned a four-day in-and-out hike to Lake Kruger. So we set our sights on this - it looked a little more than we wanted to do but still do-able. When we got to the rangers´office (where you have to check in and out for even minor day walks) we were told the walk was not yet open but would possibly be open the next day, even though the following day when we did do the walk we saw hikers walking the other way, which meant they must have left at latest the day we were there. The Park rangers were very controlling and seemingly a bit random. So we set up camp close to Lake Futaleuafquen, had some lunch and returned to register - just to do a day walk! But no, of course, it was too late in the day to do it, sorry you aren´t allowed! $·"&%?¿?·" So off we slunk to regroup and do it anyway, but because it took us a long time to find the path and we had to pretend not to be doing it while the authorities drove passed checking up on us, we only managed to go up and back a little. But it gave us our first experience of the Valdivian forest, the undergrowth choked in places with Chusquea bamboo and in other places ferns, orchids, weeds, shrubbery and various herbaceous plants. The over-storey was still tall Nothofagus, though this species might be different from further south. We passed many lovely stands of trees and came to a nice lookout of the lake, then turned back. Camping that night on the beautiful lake was made very uncomfortable by literal clouds of mosquitoes, possibly the worst I have ever experienced.

The next day we set out to Playa Blanca, not all the way to Lake Kruger as intended because of the change of schedule and only being permitted to stay one night there because apparently its a small campsite and we had to make room if others wanted to camp there too. This turned out to be not the case, we could easily have accomodated 2 or 3 more tents there. $%&$& parkies... We walked a long dirt road to the start of the trek, ate lunch and set off. The wide path and steady uphill soon changed to a narrow track and steep trekking, with the omnipresent bamboo clawing at our packs and tripping us up. We journeyed under the beautiful forest for several hours, crossing rushing creeks mostly without bridges and continuing to climb higher. Michelle secured herself a bamboo walking stick and we trudged on, finally emerging from the forest at about 900m. Here we could see the surrounding mountains and our surroundings too, which was essentially just a bamboo thicket. We followed the path through this until it turned downhill, and we dropped probably 200m of our gained height. At this stage we were knackered, and I tentatively suggested we pull up stumps for the day and pitch a tent somewhere near some water. We both wanted to, but instead continued on through more woods and eventually saw what we thought was the pass that we were aiming for. After more deliberation about stopping for the night we decided to try for the pass. At one stage Michelle felt very light headed like she was going to fall over - but we rallied for one last push.

Upon reaching the pass however, all the struggle faded away as we sat and admired possibly the most scenic vista I´ve ever seen. Snow-capped mountains clothed in rich green forest above blue lakes stretching as far we could see, condors ascending the thermals. Ahh, it was all worth it. We could see our Playa Blanca from there also. Where most of Lake Futaleuafquen was a deep blue, nestled in a sheltered cove was a few streaks of white under the water. Should we descend the almost thousand metres, knowing we´d have to return the next morning? Of course we should.

The downhill was intensely steep and slippery, difficult with heavy packs and rubber legs. The bamboo soon gave way to magnificent Beech forest, with some gigantic trees. It was here we finally could see the full biodiversity of this forest, with probably 7 or 8 tree species including the alerce and many more different understorey species becoming obvious. After a full hour of testing our quadriceps on the consistent downhill we levelled out, following the path through what was more like a bush-bash than a walking path. It was beautiful. At a water stop we saw this little frog, see photo. We eventually came to Playa Blanca, pitched tent and went for an amazing swim in the lake. It was paradise - a complete wilderness. Michelle said it reminded her of the movie ´The Beach´, though without the marijuana crops.

The next morning we arose earlier and began to psychologically prepare ourselves for the impending 2hrs straight up. We breakfasted and set off. At the base of the mountain we stopped to consume large quantities of chocolate and I set my brain to animal mode. The next few hours were very uppity, but surprisingly easier than we had dreaded, despite me experiencing a similar light-headedness to Michelle from the day before. At our wonderful pass we stopped again, delighting in the fresh air and wonderful day. As we ate we were treated to seeing an unidentified raptor (maybe a Peregrine Falcon) swooping up the thermals and then quickly dropping 20 or 30m at a time, revelling in the sheer joy of it and shrieking as it did so.

As we followed the path back to Lake Futalauefquen we observed large cumulo nimbus gathering overhead. We again struggled through the bamboo thicket, with the unpleasant thought of having to camp at the lake with the mosquitoes again because there was no return bus on Tuesdays. We arrived at the forest and began the longer but comparitively less steep downhill, and decided to try out a ´universal manifestation´, The Secret-style (in the way of Chris and Chaz from The Chaser in the carpark). It went like this - when we got to the road back to the lake we would hitch-hike with someone from there all the way back to Esquel, stopping only to check out with the Nazis(nice Nazis, though). When we finally arrived and began walking the road no one would stop. Then it began to rain, heavily. I had ensured I was prepared by packing my rainjacket at the bottom of my pack. Michelle took pity on me and sheltered me with her jacket as I took out essentially all of my stuff from the backpack, put on my jacket and repacked, all the while swearing as offensively as I was able. Then the rain stopped. Heh heh heh. You have to laugh about it. But The Secret sure wasn´t %&$/$ working.

However soon after Michelle´s magic thumb worked. We jumped in the tray off a Hilux ute and got a lift all the way to Trevelin with some lovely rich locals, stopping only in "Berlin" for formalities. In Trevelin as we were waiting for the bus back to Esquel the same family that had given us a ride earlier stopped in on their way to Esquel and we jumped in the tray again! Freekin´awesome man! Michelle´s magic thumb, you rock! The Secret, you can get stuffed.

Esquel - Trevelin: 04/12 - 06/12, 08/12, 09/12




Esquel is a lovely little town set in the foothills of the Andes with a beautiful and well-used plaza (public park/green space) and friendly, relaxed people. On the first evening there was a assembly of locals in the plaza speaking out against a gold mine with dubious credentials and Chilean corporate origin. The whole town seemed against this mine. Here and in many small and big towns in Argentina we found a lot of insightful and intelligent social comment in the form of graffiti, a lot of it anti-establishment. Good to see (from my point of view).

We shared a taxi with some permacultural Italians on the trip into town and all joined in observing and consequently condemning a large ugly casino on the main ruta (road) - our fears of another El Calafate were allayed immediately however as a gnarled farmer drove his ancient horse-and-cart right past the casino.

We stayed here for a few days at a nice hostel and enjoyed the health-food store and a yummy night at the parrillada (grill). The photo that says "Esquel" is of Michelle walking through the station of La Trochita, or the Old Patagonian Express as described by Paul Theroux in his 1989 book about travelling through South America by train. It is an old steam train which runs only 20 or 30km as a tourist route.

We took a day trip to Trevelin, a town founded by Welsh settlers in 1865. The Welsh culture still exists there today, including locals speaking Welsh, 2 museums dedicated to its cultural heritage and a few quaint tea-rooms which continue the traditional Welsh afternoon tea. We arrived by bus and explored the town a little, walking on the river and exploring the museum. The photo is of an antique tea-towel describing how Welsh is the oldest European language and comparing English and Welsh words. The long line of letters along the bottom is a place name, because the names of their places are simply the words used to describe it strung together. There was also lots of antique items which were interesting not just because they were Welsh but because of their insight into the older, simpler way of life.

Then we went for afternoon tea. It was expensive, but with perfectly crafted cakes, slices and scones. Mmmm, sugary goodness with a gallon of quality tea. Well, maybe 1/3 of a gallon. We enjoyed it a lot, but I think it was a bit much for our wheat and dairy sensitive stomachs. A nice town - quaint definitely the most apt word.

El Chalten - Perito Moreno - Esquel: 03/12 - 04/12



Otherwise known as "The Toilet Blog", rumours have it that this short story is being picked up by the esteemed Spanish director Pedro Almodovar for translation to the big screen. The film will be titled "Todo Sobre Mi Baño".

* A note on toilets in South America. Due to weak water pressure in the plumbing, you aren´t allowed to flush anything that didn´t come out of your body. This includes toilet paper. So you are (usually) provided with a bin to put your used TP into. Also the toilets often don´t have any TP so you have to always carry your own supply. The towns generally have no public toilets aside from some service stations and in public buildings such as bus terminals, some supermarkets, libraries etc.

We boarded the small school bus to Perito Moreno from El Chalten along with many other international backpackers and exited stage left. For those that don´t know I am a big fan of drinking water, and when I can´t get that I choose chocolate Big M Edge for its excellent hydration. So that morning was no different to any other and I had by then drunk probably a couple of litres of agua. There were no toilet facilities on our bus. The fun begins. I began to squirm and fret a little but relieved myself by discovering we were stopping to collect some other passengers. I jumped out with only 2 minutes to use, oriented myself to the best angle for privacy in front of two bus loads of tourists and pissed. Problem solved.

We soon ran out of sealed road and literally crawled along the dusty, slippery and dangerous dirt road to Perito Moreno, for long periods averaging between 20-30km per hour. Better safe than sorry, I suppose. Half an hour later we stopped at a service station and I picked up a quick game of wind-assisted hackey-sack with some young American folk. The next leg of the journey passed slowly and, without knowledge of when the next stop is, drinking water had to be restricted despite an underventilated and hot bus. But we pulled in after a couple more hours of Patagonian nothingness near a lake at an estancia (farmstead) called "Estancia de la Siberia" - or just "Siberia" as we liked to call it. By that stage I think most of the bus was ready for a toilet break - in my case literally. I jumped out of the bus and made for the baño, first in line. In there I realised I needed to change my style - let´s just say sometimes you need to squat rather than sit on the loo. So as I was mounting I heard a loud crack and realised I had broken one of the 2 flimsy wall-mountings for the cistern and snapped the PVC pipe connecting it to the bowl. Water flooded into the room, but luckily drained into the shower drain. A bit of a predicament. As the water continued to flow I finished my proceedings, then had to wrench the pipe in place and push the button at the same time. I then left, put my head down and tried to ignore the line of 7 people waiting behind me. Sorry folks. Sorry Siberia.

The next leg of the journey was the longest. After about an hour we came upon a car crash. A hire-car load of young tourists had been driving too fast (easy to do) and rolled their Peugot, luckily landing right way up, but trashing the car´s exterior and windows. They were fortunately all OK, and the bus stopped to assist them in driving the car back onto the road and with some minor first-aid. After almost an hour we continued along with the 5 tourists from the car. Our next scheduled stop was almost 3hrs away, and Michelle was beginning to need to pee. Two hours later, she asked the driver how far away the next stop was and was told 45min or so. She tried to sit it out cross-legged but eventually was forced to stop the bus, head to the back and drop the pants. However she wasn´t the only one and a posse of pissers helped to wet down the road, including a blase Frenchman (who we later met and chatted with - nice guy) who wandered to the back to join the squatting girls. We decided this was due to the difference of urinary cultures between France and most of the rest of the world.

The next stop was another tiny homestead in a tiny town which looked like it had come from the early 20th century in the Wild West. We eventually made it to Perito Moreno, a redneck one-street town with a very expensive accomodation due to it being a necessary stopover on the way to Esquel. While searching for the most affordable accomodation Michelle got her first propios (advances) from some local young men who were across the street calling to her. We had read about this machoism in the Lonely Planet as being the dominant culture in Latin America, but this was her first experience of it and I still haven´t got any! We also got some food at a local bar which was a cultural experience. At the place we stayed there was an open pipe under the urinals so you could watch and smell your pee drain away.

The next morning I used the toilet in a different hostel before boarding the bus. It was a ceramic-lined hole in the ground with ergonomic feet holds so you didn´t slip while squatting. We had a different bus for the day, this one equipped with a toilet. The ventilation in there seemed to be uptaking a lot of dust as every time you went you basically breathed dirt and warm air mixed together. We eventually returned to sealed roads and reasonable speeds on our journey to Esquel. Upon reaching our destination we hurriedly transferred to a waiting taxi and in the process my orange juice container tipped over in my bag. A slow stream of juice dribbled down through my bag, my crutch and into the seat of the taxi, so when I got out of the car at our destination in Esquel it felt and looked like I´d pissed myself.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Los Glaciares National Park: 29/11, 01/12, 02/12







From El Calafate we jumped on the rather large and expensive bandwagon heading to the Perito Moreno Glacier. We snaked past the gigantic Lake Argentino and into the valley of the river that feeds it, through awesome Antartic Beech forest (not Nothofagus moorei) to views of a beautiful lake valley adjoining a phenomenally huge glacier. The glacier is one of the only left in the world that is not receding, and it creeps forward at a rate of up to 2m per day on its collision course with the peninsula from which we viewed it. Apparently it often provides spectacular scenes of large chunks of ice breaking from its 75m high wall and booming into the water below, but on our day not much.

We explored a network of stairs and viewing platforms set into the forested hillside while it snowed lightly, and tried to get impressive photos to no avail due to a cloudy day. But the weather was fine enough that we could be outside viewing the glacier, and it was a spectacular experience. Personally however I felt that although it was an impressive sight it was quite a zoo-like experience and if I had the choice again would´ve chosen not to go.

And next to Fitzroy. The other popular section of Los Glaciares NP is accessible from El Chalten. On 01/12 we embarked upon a generally uphill climb into the park, through hills smattered with Nothofagus forest. We were not long walking and in a section of forest when we heard some rapping. Well as it turns out it wasn´t Capapas, but a Magellanic Woodpecker. This large pecker had a striking red head... Hmmm. The photo isn´t that great but still cool to see it. It snowed lightly as we walked through beautiful heathlands of little lagoons, twisted Beeches and rocks, all the while viewing the amazing backdrop of the Fitz Roy Range. Upon approaching the Poicenot campground we passed through an idyllic wood, with trees some 20m high, shafts of sunlight penetrating to the sparse forest floor and illuminating the grey fallen timber. It felt to me that it would be an otherwordly place to live - very evocative.

From Poicenot we could see the main players in the Fitz Roy Range, and set off up the arduous, steep uphill to the crest of Lagoon de Los Tres, where we stopped for lunch. The view of Mount Fitz Roy and its accomplices was spectacular. After eating next to the frozen lake and surrounded by jagged snow-covered peaks, we prepared to return to El Chalten. Before we left I decided to trek an extra 300m to another pass to see the other side of the valley. When I arrived at the almost sheer drop I was struck dumb by the view. An amazingly vibrant blue lake sat at the foot of the range, see photo. Very cool.

The return trek to El Chalten took us almost until dark, so we had some pizza with extra wheat and cheese. Yum :)

The next day Michelle was a little weary from our long and strenuous trek the day before and elected to stay at home, cook, clean, iron, look perfect and shag the postie. So I decided to get some exercise running another track to Lake Torre and its impressive namesake mountain. The terrain was similar and provided some fun rockhopping at times. The tracks were very busy and as such I passed many extranjeros (foreigners) and a few locals too. The track eventually joined a beautiful river valley fringed by tall Nothofagus. I followed the river to the grand Lake Torre, where a hot sun and cool breeze coming off the small glacier made for a lovely lunch setting, soaking up the rays and the views of the mountain. I decided not to journey all the way to the top of the lookout and returned on the same path, this time not running as much but still managing to cut 3hrs off the estimated return walking time. Yesss... I rock.

The Fitzroy area and Torres del Paine are often mentioned in the same breath, and I couldn´t help but compare the two. In Paine the overall scenery was spectacular, wild and felt a bit dangerous, despite the development of the park and refugios, but Fitzroy felt more beautiful and majestic, more homely. Assuredly Paine receives many more visitors, is more expensive and also more controlled. Fitzroy on the other hand operated more like an Australian national park, with free entry, lots of information and recommendations but not rules and most remarkably no refugio$.

Puerto Natales - El Calafate - El Chalten: 28/11 - 3/12


After staying an extra day in Puerto Natales because of full buses (and finally finding a cafe with soy milk, gluten-free bread, and good music) we bussed it to El Calafate the next day. The trip was hot and dusty, with a dysfunctional ventilation system. El Calafate, as put by a fellow blogger somewhere on the Web, looked like it could easily have been created by the Disney Corporation and planted in Patagonia, with a large main street full of tacky souvenir stores, tour agencies, Coca-Cola riddled eateries and a massive casino. Plenty of chocolate shops abounded also. We camped close to town on a willow-infested creek and chatted briefly with the owner, a sheep herder who had been to Australia on sheepish business before. He invited us to his camping´s 3rd anniversary celebrations that evening complete with asador de cordero (grilled lamb on a rotisserie) and Argentinian folkloric band but at 80 pesos a head we declined. Later Michelle observed that the band was playing "to a packed crowd of no-one".

After staying a night and visiting the big glacier (described in the next blog), we transferred to El Chalten. In this expensive, simple and beautifully set town inside the Los Glaciares National Park we stayed in a tiny barrack-like dorm all to ourselves for 4 nights, exploring the National Park (also next blog). In the hostel we met the Italian, Fabrizio, who waxed lyrical on the uniqueness of the Brazilian people, and also on subjects close to our hearts such as the evilness of TV, predictable lifestyles and rockhopping.

The two photos are of El Chalten from above and a statue of the Milodon in Puerto Natales, a prehistoric animal from the southern Patagonian region that I reckon would´ve made great pets.